A MonSter UnDer my bEd?

Mr. Kane here...
See this closed door. That male human does not let me in. I hear the water running. The male human spends 3o minutes behind this closed door every evening. The male human finally opens the door and has wet fur on his head and a fuzzy towel around his mid section. Weird species...those humans.
When this door closes each night I assume my usual position as a monster under the bed! First just my hind legs are exposed to the human species. Looks very scary....

Then the humans get closer and see a bit more of my kanine features. I still am a monster under the bed.Here comes the the monster-like features good thing no tiny baby humans reside in this humble abode. I would fear for their safety. Monsters under my bed are very very scary.

Come on already, Just leave me be...I am a monster under the bed! Roarrrrrr.

Never mind the wagging tail...I am a Monster under the BED!!!!

Oh, it's just lovable ol' me, KANE! I told you there was nothing to be afraid of. sigh

Be sure to check for monsters under your bed and be safe,

KANE

Spa Treament ala Kane

Mr. Kane here...Geesh Lady, is it my turn yet? She has been typing away for hours. Maybe if I lay my head down and look all sad face she will set it down and walk away. Come on...Walk away from the laptop.

It worked, It worked, It worked!!! My evil plan (I mean my sad face) really worked :(

The following photos capture my fabulous day! Sometimes I am one lucky dog.

The outdoor temperature was a pleasant 72 degrees and I was just itching for some scratching, a little tlc, and a trim. I headed outdoors to the local spa. The trimming of my fur was an awesome treat for me. I should have left a better tip.

The hot stone treatment really helped my aching body. I almost fell asleep. It was fabulous.My next stop was the tanning bed. I can only tan for a short time because I am fair skinned. The ladies do not like me with a pink nose.
Iwas so relaxed and still had time for a little snooze before my chaffuer was scheduled to arrive.

A little help here? I am too relaxed to make an effort.

I've got the wind in my face and the sun on my back. Home James!
Until next time,

Woof,

Kane

Do I look like an Alligator to you?

Mr. Kane here...

Do I look like an alligator to you?

Come a little closer, Dearie>>>CLOSER>>>
I am lying very still. You cannot even see my whiskers moving. WAIT~alligators do not have whiskers do they?

Come in for a closer look, won't you? I will not bite, I will not move, and I will not blink.


Alligators do not have furry coats~do they?


If I cannot fool you with my Mr. Alligator pose then I shall just play dead.

Woof,

Kane