Guarding the tombstones

Mr. Kane here:

I am on guard duty and I am trying to keep the gravediggers from digging up my hidden bones. Soon as they are painted up they will look even scarier. Halloween is near. You know how I can tell? They try dressing me up in silly costumes...aaaaargggh.

Well blow me down ~ they have succeeded again,

Kane

Prisoner has Escaped!!!

Mr. Kane here...

I have escaped from that prison cell "formerly known as the klinker"! My ghostly image can be seen walking away from the cell. Wonder what adventures there are in store for me today?

Well blow me down....lookie what I have found hanging in the college girl's room. What does she think this is a dormitory.

It has caused quite a stir in this room. It was billowing away in the wind...just taunting me with the smirk on its face. I outta...bark bark bark bark bark bark grrrrrr woof woof brrrrrrrrrrrarrrk. Good thing she held me back I might have ripped it to shreds.

That should show him who's the boss around here! As you can see I am staring it down and it seems to be crumbling. I have discoverd its weakness.

Tune in next time...

Woof,

Kane