Do I look like an Alligator to you?

Mr. Kane here...

Do I look like an alligator to you?

Come a little closer, Dearie>>>CLOSER>>>
I am lying very still. You cannot even see my whiskers moving. WAIT~alligators do not have whiskers do they?

Come in for a closer look, won't you? I will not bite, I will not move, and I will not blink.


Alligators do not have furry coats~do they?


If I cannot fool you with my Mr. Alligator pose then I shall just play dead.

Woof,

Kane